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If South Park did Inspirational Quotes

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 by salt angel blue, June 2015

Recently Facebook and Twitter has been increasingly filled with images of well kerned quotes over high contrast sunsets created to inspire the reader with a positive message. You know the ones. They say things like ”Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody” and “You only live once but if you do it right once is enough”. The kind of things your best friend comes out with when their drunk at 3am when they find the meaning of life at the bottom of a happy meal.

So we took that exact principle and instead of using generic slogans, we thought we’d have some fun. Below is a collection of insightful quotes gathered from the very best of the one and only South Park.

This is what inspirational quotes actually look like:

The cold, hard truth of Mr Garrison

The insight of Kyle

The experience of Randy

The sharpness of Cartman

The rational of random characters

Randy, again…

And finally Cartman on philosophy

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